Dance Ten, Looks Three

"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three" is the tenth musical number in A Chorus Line, and is a solo by Val.

Lyrics
Dance: ten, looks: three And I'm still on unemployment, dancing for my own enjoyment That ain't it kid, that ain't it kid Dance: ten, looks: three Is like to die! Left the theatre and called the doctor for my appointment to buy...

Tits and Ass. Bought myself a fancy pair, tightened up the derriere, Did the nose with it, all that goes with it. Tits and Ass. Had the bingo-bongos done, suddenly I'm getting national tours. Tits and Ass, won't get, you jobs, Unless they're yours!

Didn't cost a fortune neither didn't hurt my sex-life either! Flat and Sassy I would get the strays and loser beggars really can't be choosers That ain't it kid, That ain't it kid Fixed the chassis 'How do you do?!' Life turned into an endless medley of 'Gee it had to be you'. Why?

Tits and Ass Where the cupboard once was bare, now you're knocking someones there You have got 'em hey, top to bottom hey! Its a gas! Just a dash of silicone, shake your new maraccas and you're fine! Tits and Ass, can change, your life They sure changed mine

[Spoken]

You're all looking at my tits, now aren't you?

[Sheila]

There not very big.

[Val]

I heard that, you bitch. I didn't want them like yours, I wanted them in proportion.

[Sheila]

Well, you got what you paid for.

[Connie]

I wouldn't mind just having one of yours.

[Val]

Well go out and buy em'.

Have it all done, honey take my word Grab a cab come on, see the wizard on Park and Seventy Third for Tits and Ass Orchestra and balcony What they want is- what 'cha see. Keep the best of you, do the rest of you Pits or class? I have never seen it fail Debutante or chorus girl or wife

Tits and Ass, Yes Tits and Ass Have changed my life