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Dance 10; Looks 3

Touring production portrayal by Kristen Martin. (Paul Kolnik)

"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three" is the tenth musical number in A Chorus Line, and is a solo by Val.


Dance: ten, looks: three
And I'm still on unemployment, dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it kid, that ain't it kid
Dance: ten, looks: three
Is like to die!
Left the theatre and called the doctor for my appointment to buy...
Tits and Ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair, tightened up the derriere,
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it.
Tits and Ass.
Had the bingo-bongos done, suddenly I'm getting national tours.
Tits and Ass, won't get, you jobs,
Unless they're yours!
Didn't cost a fortune neither
didn't hurt my sex-life either!
Flat and Sassy
I would get the strays and loser
beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it kid, That ain't it kid
Fixed the chassis
'How do you do?!'
Life turned into an endless medley of 'Gee it had to be you'. Why?
Tits and Ass
Where the cupboard once was bare, now you're knocking someones there
You have got 'em hey, top to bottom hey!
Its a gas!
Just a dash of silicone, shake your new maraccas and you're fine!
Tits and Ass, can change, your life
They sure changed mine


You're all looking at my tits, now aren't you?


There not very big.


I heard that, you bitch. I didn't want them like yours, I wanted them in proportion.


Well, you got what you paid for.


I wouldn't mind just having one of yours.


Well go out and buy em'.

Have it all done, honey take my word
Grab a cab come on, see the wizard on Park and Seventy Third for
Tits and Ass
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is- what 'cha see.
Keep the best of you, do the rest of you
Pits or class?
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and Ass,
Yes Tits and Ass
Have changed my life